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Height: 6’8 (variable at will. Generally operates at listed height)

Weight: 250lbs (variable depending on height. Generally operates at the listed weight.)

Hair Color: White. Hair long, with braids to mid-back. Sometimes ponytail, sometimes loose. He’s the boss, his hair is did how it is did.

Facial Hair: Longbeard, the kind you’d find on a wizard, only with less “old guy vibe”

Eyes: Blue, often an extra glow around the edges during times of frustration or anger.

Distinguishing Features: Skin is clear of any imperfections and appears moisturized.


Parents: Cronus(Father), Rhea(Mother)

Siblings: Demeter, Hades, Hera, Hestia, Poseidon

Spouse: Hera, Metis, Leto, Maia, Semele, Dione, Themis, Mnemosyne, Alcmene

Children: Ares, Hephaestus, Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Hermes, Dionysus, Aphrodite(some accounts) Atropos, Clotho, Lachesis, Calliope, Erato, Euterpe, Melpomene, Polyhymnia, Terpsichor, Thalia, Urania, Hercules, etc.


CEO of The Olympus Administration(Parent company)
* President and General Manager of Olympus Talent Relations
* Olympus Interactive
* Olympus Media
* Olympus Filmworks
* Olympus University
* Olympus Steaks


61st Floor of the Olympus Administration Headquarters.

Personal Information

General Overview: Zeus desires the world to be as it was in the Olympian glory days. An empire of renown the likes of which history could never forget. Power, authority, and justice to name a few things that get Zeus out of bed. Historically of ill-temper, patience has developed over the intervening 2,000 years. Zeus believes his word is the law, and to violate his word, or your own, is a sign you are untrustworthy and to be eyed with suspicion.

Deity Nicknames: Zeusy, Sparky, Thundernuts, The Bolt, His Majesty The Awesomeness

Likes: Physical activity

Dislikes: Not being able to enjoy Physical Activity

Skills / Abilities

Immortality – Technically immortal. Immune to the effects of aging, cannot die by any conventional means and is immune to all known mortal diseases and infections.

Babble-speak – Can communicate in all languages and dialects. 

Thunder God – As the King of Olympus and sovereign lord of the skies, Zeus has dominion over thunderstorms, violent or gentle, and the ability to hurl lightning bolts at will. He is capable of creating loud claps of thunder that can gently rock a pebble, or cause landslides.

Shapeshifting – Zeus appears to mortals and immortals alike as a 6’8 caucasian male, with the tanniest tan you’ve seen this side of Maui. Zeus also has the ability to take the shape and appearance of any human or animal he wishes. Primarily he appears as Eagles, Bulls, and Swans. Zeus is also capable of existing in the form of water, and other humans of varying size, shape, and gender.

Telekinesis – Zeus can move objects (up to the size of a vehicle) in visible range without physically touching them.

Limited Teleportation – Zeus has the ability to transport himself, or projections of himself, instantly to any location where his name is uttered for the purposes of worship, or that he can physically see within his range. This does not translate as a speed ability, only a method of communication(worship) or transportation(eyesight range)


Normal Daily Wear: Zeus wars the finest in Italian made suits for all business activities. Anything less than $2,000 American Dollars is not worth Zeus’ time.

Alternate Daily Wear – Outside of business hours Zeus wears the traditional toga for which he is referenced in multiple stories and films.

Magical Artifacts/Weapons:

Thunderbolt – Zeus was gifted the Thunderbolt by the Cyclopses during the Titanomachy. This bolt is located on Zeus’ person at all times and can take the form of whatever object Zeus wishes. A cane, a watch, a belt buckle. Hephaestus has created numerous copies over the years that Zeus’ can use for show, but the historical weapon of the God of Thunder is never away from Zeus for fear of it being stolen.

Diamond Scythe – Zeus possesses the Diamond Scythe that was created by Gaia and given to Cronus for the purpose of slaying his Primordial Grandfather Uranus. Upon the incarceration of Cronus after the Titanomachy, Zeus keeps the Diamond Scythe in a secure location known only to him.

Golden Dice Keychain – Zeus won this plastic keychain from a claw machine inside of The Amazing Pizza Machine, during a Berkshire Hathaway Stockholder Convention in Omaha, NE.


Greetings, mortal. You’ve come at an intriguing time. Olympus is back!

But you knew that, didn’t you?

You want to know why. I can feel it, the question. It screams at the mountaintops “Answer me!”

For once in a very long time, an answer you shall have.

Olympus has returned because you need us. We are the ones who you come to. In the dark. In hushed tones. You cry out for it. It’s not like you’re getting answers from anyone else. You know it, they know it, and most importantly, I know it.

The Olympus Administration is here, for you. We can do anything you need. With just a little bit of…soul, it’s all yours.

I sense that while you’re here, and let’s be honest, you came to me, you want to know what Zeus can do. Well, it’s my name at the top of the list, right? Above all others, it’s me. You could click on anyone else, but it was Zeus first wasn’t it? I know. You know, in your heart, what I’m capable of. Sure, I have a history. I have a reputation. Women want to be with me. Men want to be me. Why?

Because I fucking earned it.

I make things happen. I get things done. I brought Olympus up from ash. Make no mistake, from the bottom to the top: Zeus.

The rest of Olympus wants what I have. Let them come. I’m here. I’ve been here, I will always BE here.

I fought when they sat idle.

I won when they said it should be them.

I have made manifest the POWER of Olympus.

They covet because they cannot DO.

That’s why you’re here. You want what I am. You want the power I embody. You want to be a King.

Sure, the Olympus Administration has made some policy changes. You’ll see we aren’t what we were, but better. New, modern, adaptable. One thing remains: ZEUS

And Zeus is King.

When you come at the King, you’d best not miss.

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